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Boxing Glove Enforcement, Perimeter Ejections, and the Museum Biohazard Incident
Park management adopted a boxing glove as its primary instrument of admission enforcement and continued ejecting patrons over the perimeter fence, culminating in a near-drowning with delayed rescue and the bare-handed relocation of pool fecal matter onto the steps of the municipal museum.
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Official Park Security Footage
By the numbers
A Statistical Breakdown
$7,115,000
Total Damages
52
Incidents
18
Victims Named
3
Days Covered
Itemized per Exhibit A, the firm’s Schedule of Damages.
Ride log
Chronology of Chaos
Day 7
Unprovoked Battery via Boxing Glove
Early in the operational period, the park manager retrieved a oversized boxing glove from the staff office and initiated a series of unprovoked physical assaults across the park concourse. The manager first struck staff member Jax at the ticket counter, knocking him unconscious, before proceeding to batter patrons Oran, Kenji, and Rebekah in rapid succession, causing each victim to ragdoll forcefully onto the concrete walkways.
Witness statement
“Keep laughing, buster. Just, just you watch.”
— Park Manager CaseOh
Extrajudicial Eviction Over Facility Perimeter
In response to observing patron Abby discarding litter on the park grounds, the manager opted against issuing a standard warning or administrative fine. Instead, he physically seized her and hurled her directly over the high bamboo perimeter fence, ejecting her completely from the park premises into the surrounding environment.
Witness statement
“I just saw you litter in my park, Abby! Get out of here!”
— Park Manager CaseOh
Maintenance-Related Physical Battery
While performing structural repairs on occupied pool furniture, the manager repeatedly failed to clear patrons from the immediate work zone. During an attempt to service a damaged sun lounger, he swung a claw hammer into patron Kalani, causing direct blunt force trauma and triggering immediate vocal indignation.
Witness statement
“Chat, that was an accident. That was a complete accident, y'all know it was.”
— Park Manager CaseOh
Day 8
Extrajudicial Ejection of Patrons
Management engaged in aggressive self-help enforcement against individuals suspected of entering the park without purchasing passes. The manager physically seized patrons Zainab and Abby near the pool loungers and launched them over the exterior bamboo perimeter fence onto public property outside the facility. Shortly prior to these incidents, patron Augustine was forcibly dropped onto the sand under similar pretenses.
Witness statement
“Pay for your ticket! Pay for your ticket next time ma'am!”
— Park Manager CaseOh
Concession Stand Battery
During the initial rollout of the park's lemonade refreshment stand, a patron identified as Kinley attempted to place an order. Rather than receiving service, Kinley was struck in the torso with a held vessel by Manager CaseOh, causing her to collapse backward onto the sand. Management immediately vacated the premises to procure additional produce.
Witness statement
“I did not mean to... Kinley hold on, I gotta go grab some lemons.”
— Park Manager CaseOh
Persistent Slip and Fall Hazards
Walking surfaces throughout the waterpark remained saturated with standing water and discarded debris. Multiple patrons, including Derrick, suffered slip-and-fall incidents on un-mopped puddles near the pool decks. A discarded banana peel positioned immediately adjacent to a slide ladder caused another guest to lose footing and collapse onto the ground.
Witness statement
“There's a banana peel right beside the slide!”
— Park Manager CaseOh
Suppression of Patron Displeasure
Despite an end-of-day report recording full guest satisfaction, direct observation documented broken attractions, debris in pool water, and overflowing receptacles throughout the operating hours. When patron Marcelo voiced dissatisfaction regarding facility cleanliness, Manager CaseOh verbally confronted him on the deck.
Witness statement
“Marcello! I know you ain't giving a thumbs down! Marcello, I know you ain't!”
— Park Manager CaseOh
Day 9
Summary Battery and Expulsion of Visitors
Management engaged in repeated physical violence against patrons throughout the day. The manager forcibly cast visitor Rex into the pool following a beverage transaction, later confronting the same individual and hurling him completely over the park's perimeter bamboo fence into the public street. Similar physical batteries were committed against visitors Jade, Alfredo, Inaya, and Ariya, the latter occurring inside an off-site retail store.
Witness statement
“Just cause I own the place don't mean I won't snap you up in here! Square up on me again, Rex!”
— Park Manager CaseOh
Aquatic Fecal Contamination and Municipal Dumping
A substantial volume of solid human waste materialized in the primary swimming pool, resulting in a visible plume of contamination. Rather than executing standard biohazard containment protocols, the manager extracted the fecal mass with his ungloved bare hand, carried it across a public thoroughfare, and deposited it directly onto the entrance steps of the municipal museum.
Witness statement
“That's where the customers going, they going to the museum!”
— Park Manager CaseOh
Structural Maintenance Hazards and Water Slide Battery
While patrons actively utilized the primary water slide, the manager performed hammer repairs directly inside the active flume structure. This action resulted in physical impact to a patron named Kaiser, who became trapped within the unmaintained slide while expressing vocal distress over facility conditions.
Witness statement
“That one's on me. That one's genuinely on me.”
— Park Manager CaseOh
Submersion and Delayed Emergency Rescue
Patron Uriel suffered a near-drowning event in the primary pool while management was absent from the water area. Emergency intervention was delayed while the manager retrieved a life preserver from an internal office, after which Mr. Uriel was pulled from the water.
Witness statement
“There you go, Uriel!”
— Park Manager CaseOh