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Boxing Glove Enforcement, Perimeter Ejections, and the Museum Biohazard Incident

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Official Park Security Footage

By the numbers

A Statistical Breakdown

Total Damages

Incidents

Days Covered

Ride log

Chronology of Chaos

Day 7

Unprovoked Battery via Boxing Glove

Extrajudicial Eviction Over Facility Perimeter

Maintenance-Related Physical Battery

Day 8

Extrajudicial Ejection of Patrons

Concession Stand Battery

Persistent Slip and Fall Hazards

Suppression of Patron Displeasure

Day 9

Summary Battery and Expulsion of Visitors

Aquatic Fecal Contamination and Municipal Dumping

Structural Maintenance Hazards and Water Slide Battery

Submersion and Delayed Emergency Rescue