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Case No. SS-2026-001 · Statements of ClaimantsStatements submitted by claimants. Reproduced without correction.

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Video Depositions

Video depositions below are drawn from the firm’s prior litigation. Stanky Shores depositions are currently being processed by our evidence clerk.

Deposition footage submitted by @quartofknee on TikTok.

Case File #BEA-001

Claimant: Knee (@quartofknee)

Particulars alleged

Prolonged exposure to standing water of a visibly green colour within the park’s primary swimming area.
Operator’s failure to chlorinate the water at any point during the park’s operating history.
Onset of documented neurological symptoms consistent with a brain-eating amoeba following the visit.

“That water’s fine. I’ve seen fish live in worse. Nobody made her put her whole head in it.”— Park Management, on the record

Deposition footage submitted by @autumn.xxvi on TikTok.

Case File #DB-001

Claimant: Autumn (@autumn.xxvi)

Particulars alleged

No non-fried item was ever observed on the concession stand menu; the stand served funnel cake exclusively.
Claimant subsisted solely on park concessions for the duration of a season pass.
Medical onset of the diagnosis coincides with the activation date of that season pass.

“It’s a waterpark, not a hospital. She could have brought a salad. That’s on her, respectfully.”— Park Management, on the record

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