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Sustained Sledgehammer Battery and Progressive Sanitary Collapse

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Official Park Security Footage

By the numbers

A Statistical Breakdown

Total Damages

Incidents

Days Covered

Ride log

Chronology of Chaos

Day 2

Pedestrian Battery and Physical Assaults on Municipal Thoroughfares

Unauthorized Defenestration and Forcible Relocation of Patrons

Hazardous Equipment Maintenance and Environmental Contamination

Vehicular Collision and Failure to Maintain Traffic Safety

Day 3

Extrajudicial Removal and Repeated Physical Battery of Unpaid Entrant

Retaliatory Weapon Attacks against Non-Paying and Discontented Visitors

Critical Life-Safety Failure and Delayed Rescue in Submerged Emergency

Structural Defects and Biological Hazard Contamination

Day 4

Physical Battery of Non-Paying Patrons

Unlawful Seizure and Forced Ejection onto Public Thoroughfare

Assaults Involving Maintenance Equipment and Projectiles

Severe Biological Contamination and Waste Mismanagement