Frivolous, Jape & Guffaw LLP Announces Action Against Stanky Shores

Frivolous, Jape & Guffaw LLP confirms that a class action has been filed against the operator of Stanky Shores Waterpark. The action is brought on behalf of all patrons, invitees, and adjacent pedestrians who have sustained injury, indignity, property loss, or airborne contamination upon or near the premises since the facility commenced operations. Counsel has retained investigative personnel to document conditions at the site on a continuing basis, and the complaint will be amended as additional conduct is recorded.

This firm is not unfamiliar with the operator named in the present action. Over the course of the Goob Lagoon matter, counsel assembled twenty-three documented case files describing substantially similar conduct at a substantially similar facility: uncontained biological waste, unsupervised structural hazards, and repeated batteries committed by management personnel against the paying public. That matter was resolved on terms the firm considers adequate. It was not, evidently, instructive. The operator has opened a second facility, and the incident log at Stanky Shores has already begun to resemble its predecessor in both character and volume.

Counsel wishes to be understood on one point in particular. The firm does not allege that the operator failed to anticipate these outcomes. The firm alleges that the outcomes were anticipated, priced, and proceeded with regardless.

“We settled the Goob Lagoon matter in the sincere belief that the defendant had learned something. He has. He has learned to open a second location.” — Reginald Guffaw III, Senior Partner

Any patron who has been struck, shoved, submerged, defrauded, exposed to untreated waste, or otherwise diminished at Stanky Shores Waterpark is invited to preserve their claim. Photographic evidence, medical documentation, and contemporaneous witness accounts are of material assistance but are not a precondition to filing. Prospective claimants should submit their particulars through the firm’s intake portal. There is no fee for the initial review, and counsel will advise each claimant whether their matter falls within the certified class.