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If you were shoved, submerged, ejected, struck, or merely present at Stanky Shores Waterpark, you may be eligible to join this action. Complete the intake form below. Counsel reviews every submission with the seriousness it deserves.
Case No. SS-2026-001 · Claimant Intake · Form 1-A
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