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Sustained Sledgehammer Battery and Progressive Sanitary Collapse
Park management conducted a sustained campaign of battery using sledgehammers, mops, and other held implements, while the facility accumulated uncontained biological waste, defective attractions, and an unattended drowning emergency.
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Official Park Security Footage
The fine print
Itemized Damages
Priced per Exhibit A, the firm’s Schedule of Damages.
| Incident | Unit | Subtotal |
|---|---|---|
| Tier I — Bodily Harm | ||
| 1Slip-and-fall upon unmaintained surface | $75,000 | $75,000 |
| 1Blunt-force impact by object or structure | $120,000 | $120,000 |
| 1Near-drowning requiring rescue | $750,000 | $750,000 |
| Tier I subtotal | $945,000 | |
| Tier II — Managerial Battery & Misconduct | ||
| 14Battery upon a patron (shoving) | $250,000 | $3,500,000 |
| 26Battery by means of object or vehicle | $400,000 | $10,400,000 |
| 1Forcible submersion of a patron | $325,000 | $325,000 |
| Tier II subtotal | $14,225,000 | |
| Tier III — Facility & Sanitation | ||
| 9Operation of visibly defective attraction | $40,000 | $360,000 |
| 6Biohazard exposure event | $60,000 | $360,000 |
| 4Airborne contamination ("stink cloud") | $25,000 | $100,000 |
| 9Accumulation of refuse | $15,000 | $135,000 |
| Tier III subtotal | $955,000 | |
| Tier IV — Non-Physical | ||
| 2Infliction of emotional distress | $5,000 | $10,000 |
| Tier IV subtotal | $10,000 | |
| Total Damages | $16,135,000 | |
Park stats, per day
End-of-Day Park Reports
Day 2
15
Total Guests
43%
Satisfaction Rate
$165
End-of-Day Profit
Day 3
15
Total Guests
93%
Satisfaction Rate
$347
End-of-Day Profit
Day 4
18
Total Guests
42%
Satisfaction Rate
$295
End-of-Day Profit
Ride log
Chronology of Chaos
Day 2
Pedestrian Battery and Physical Assaults on Municipal Thoroughfares
Investigative footage captures Park Manager CaseOh engaging in repeated physical battery against patrons and pedestrians on the sidewalk and surrounding grounds. Patron Jaiden was shoved onto the pavement without provocation, patron Duke took a heavy sledgehammer directly to the torso, and patron Julio was knocked to the walkway by the manager wielding an oversized boxing glove. Patron Willa was struck repeatedly with a sledgehammer while she lay incapacitated on the ground.
“You are going to leave a thumbs down when you broke in? Get out of here, Duke.” — Park Manager CaseOh
Forcible Submersion and Unauthorized Defenestration of Patrons
Park Manager CaseOh repeatedly used physical force to relocate patrons without consent: patron Bo was pushed off the pool deck into the water, patron Dillon was launched through the air over the bamboo perimeter fence, and patron Duke was lifted and thrown over an elevated retaining wall into an adjacent undeveloped lot.
“Where do you think you are going? Get out of here.” — Park Manager CaseOh
Hazardous Equipment Maintenance and Environmental Contamination
The facility itself presented significant hazards throughout the shift: unprocessed vomit on the walkway beside the changing stalls, refuse and floating debris across the pool deck and swimming basins, and key attractions left open to patrons despite structural cracking and active water leaks.
“I need to get everything cleaned up before we open. You all know I want the customers to be at maximum happiness here.” — Park Manager CaseOh
Vehicular Collision and Failure to Maintain Traffic Safety
A civilian sports vehicle struck a facility staff member crossing the public roadway directly in front of the park entrance, knocking the employee onto the asphalt. Management had posted no warning signage, provided no crossing zones, and offered no medical coordination after the collision.
“Make sure y’all have a great time and stay safe, please. We don’t want no lawsuits.” — Park Manager CaseOh
Day 3
Extrajudicial Removal and Repeated Physical Battery of Unpaid Entrant
Patron Zaria entered the park without presenting a valid admission pass. Rather than issuing a civil trespass warning, Park Manager CaseOh threw her over the perimeter bamboo enclosure on two consecutive occasions, then — following her re-entry — struck her with a heavy sledgehammer, delivered five additional strikes while she remained incapacitated on the sand, and later located her on a public sidewalk to execute one further blow to the torso.
“First customer… come here. You really thought… no, get up out of here.” — Park Manager CaseOh
Retaliatory Weapon Attacks against Non-Paying and Discontented Visitors
Patrons Gabrielle, Rudy, and Willa were each struck with a sledgehammer upon attempting to enter pool zones or change areas without verified ticketing. When patron Myla voiced dissatisfaction with facility cleanliness from a beach lounger, the manager struck her directly with a commercial floor mop rather than addressing the complaint.
“I warned you. You dead serious right here right now.” — Park Manager CaseOh
Critical Life-Safety Failure and Delayed Rescue in Submerged Emergency
Patron Ozzy became fully submerged in the primary swimming basin in active respiratory distress, with no lifeguard stationed anywhere at poolside. Manager CaseOh, who kept no rescue devices at the pool deck, was forced to retrieve a throwable life ring from an unlit maintenance shed before deploying it. The patron survived; the delay did not help.
“No, somebody is drowning. Hold up, Ozzy, hold up. Where is the life ring?” — Park Manager CaseOh
Structural Defects and Biological Hazard Contamination
Patron Kylian became wedged inside the main water slide tube due to dimensional defects, and the attraction remained open despite the blockage. Investigators also documented pools of human vomit near the beach loungers and waste receptacles overflowing onto the sand without remediation.
“The BBL was poking out from under the slide. I have never seen anything like that in my life.” — Park Manager CaseOh
Day 4
Physical Battery of Non-Paying Patrons
Manager CaseOh armed himself with blunt implements — a heavy sledgehammer and a claw hammer — to strike patrons suspected of entering without a ticket as they emerged from dressing rooms or approached pool decks. Documented victims include patrons Adrianna, Myla, and Zaylee, each struck directly with heavy hand tools.
“Get out of here, Adrianna.” — Park Manager CaseOh
Unlawful Seizure and Forced Ejection onto Public Thoroughfare
Patron Landon was seized from the pool basin, carried through the facility turnstiles, and thrown onto the asphalt street amidst moving vehicular traffic. At the diving facility, patron Elliot — visibly hesitant on the high platform — was shoved off the edge from behind rather than being allowed to climb down.
“You better hope you have a safe landing where I throw you to.” — Park Manager CaseOh
Assaults Involving Maintenance Equipment and Projectiles
While sweeping sand and mopping spills, the manager repeatedly struck bystanders with the mop head and handle, knocking patrons Jared, Willa, and Rudy to the ground. He also entered an off-site retail business to deploy a sledgehammer against patron Whitley, who was resting on a couch, and discharged a high-pressure water gun directly into the face of patron Zaria.
“Sorry about that, sir.” — Park Manager CaseOh
Severe Biological Contamination and Waste Mismanagement
Overflowing waste receptacles generated dense green noxious clouds across the walking paths, and a thrown refuse bag landed directly inside an occupied swimming pool. When patron Zaylee defecated into the main pool, turning the water dark brown, Manager CaseOh attempted to extract the raw fecal matter with his bare hands before hurling it over the perimeter fence.
“Hey, you taking a dump in the pool?” — Park Manager CaseOh