Case No. SS-2026-001

Frivolous, Jape & Guffaw LLP

NOTICE OF IMPENDING LITIGATION

Frivolous, Jape & Guffaw LLP has initiated proceedings against Stanky Shores Waterpark and its management. The full case file, incident reports, and itemized schedule of damages will be published upon completion of discovery. Claimants are advised to retain their receipts and their composure.

Damages assessment in progress.